Hiring Love or Finding It

So im taking a stroll around isle of misfortune and it dawns on me... Damn Snayke you're lonely and you need to stop hiding in trees and * Dirty Text here* So my question is to all the "Female" *Characters* im paying for a mate you dont have to love me but you must PUT OUT.."ShortyFTW" LOL.. Anyway im calm cool never on time and ill eat your breakfast... no wait i mean.. i'd pretend to listen to your problems ill buy u tampons.. or just tell you to use some toilet paper but hey.. Im an assassin what you expect :twisted: .. I'm not into lil girls sorry zhee i love u boo but... like N'Sync says baby Bye bye bye lol...All in good humor love you all. Snayke needs to find or buy love i look in all the wrong places like.. near mantavip... he dont love me he tried to eat me with a skewer the other day.. i look around whoasaur but that place is so laggy and everyone is Weird there so i guess id try my own home LastRites for ne lovely ladies hehe just keep in mind, i sleep with my daggers

UM HEEEELLOOOOOO **raises hand** im free for the taking LOL

UGH we seriously need to get more gay people in our faction -_-